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Post by Xenos on Aug 4, 2008 18:35:36 GMT
Dan entered the Training Arena with a grin. " So, we got this place to ourselfes? Great". He picked two Pokeballs from his belt and tossed them in the air. A bright red flash flourished out of them, and then Machop and Fetch'd were seen. " 'Sup guys? Up for some trainin'"?
Machop grinned evily as he eyes Fetch'd. " Sure am".
Fetch'd scooted a little ways from Machop, then looked to Dan. " So sir, what's the bloody deal? We come in here and you let this ruff chap scruff me up a bit and he gains a level? Huh, is that what's flushin' and what not"?
Dan blinked. His Farfetch'd was British. " Err, no, you're both doing seperate training". Dan produced two weight straps from his jacket. " You, Fetch'd, are going to wear these on your feet and run around the Arena 50 times".
Fetch'd was aghast. " Wot"!?
Dan rubbed his chin. " You're right, that's too easy. You have to hop around the Arena 50 times". Dan grinned as he stuck the Weights on Fetch'd and watched the Pokemon run. He heard Machop laughing, and turned to him. " You my dear friend, are going to do this". Pulled out a medium sized stretching Item, made for building muscles and stuff. " Stretch this 150 times-".
" Easy". Machop said as he reached for the item.
Dan pulled it back, and grinned. " While jumping up and down".
Machop slightly cried. " So cruel".
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 5, 2008 21:45:46 GMT
Fetch'd lost his accent due to exhaustion.
Friendship halved.
Level raised by 1
Legs are now buff
Machop halved friendship
Level raised by 0.5
Chopping moves now do 1.5x power.
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Post by Xenos on Aug 5, 2008 22:01:56 GMT
Fetch'd fell to the ground, huffing and crying slightly. " I hate you! You bloody Toad Scum"!
Machop stopped hopping and breathed. " What else ya' got"? He grinned slightly, ready for more.
Dan, having enjoyed a delicious Pizza, walked over to them both. " Well....how about a battle"?
Machop was up and ready, while Fethc'd just cried more. Both Pokemon stood before each other, looking for weaknessess. Fetch'd noted that Machop wasn't the smartest cookie from the container, so he tried taunting. " Your mother was a Magikarp"!
Machp's eyes went blank as he got angry. [glow=blood,2,300]" DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MAMA MACHAMP THAT WAY'!!!! [/glow]Machop leapt forward, aiming for a Low Kick at the Bird Pokemon.
Fetch'd though, surprising it'self, jumped out of the way. Apparently the workout had worked...out. ;D " Take this you blue buffoon"! Fetch'd countered with a barrage of quick strikes with his Leak(Seriously, that's what they're called), making Machop move backwards.
Machop was about to counter when Dan jumped in the battle. " Alright! Now take your agression out on me! Remember, no holding-ACK"! Dan cried out as both Machop and Fetch'd unleashed Hell upon the poor trainer.
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 7:54:18 GMT
((It's Leek))
Fetch'd learned Taunt! ((how do you pronounce an apostrophe?))
Machop learned Rage!
Both pokemon gained a level!
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 17:59:06 GMT
Dan, now beaten almost to a concussion, stood up and grinned. " Good job guys! But if we're to up your skill, we need to battle someone"!
Fetch' blinked and yawned. " Are you sure we can't just continue to brutally beat you sir"?
Machop grinned. " Yeah, that really fun"!
Dan twitched his eye. " NO! You're fighting new opponents and that's that! Now....how do I get someone to fight us"?
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 18:02:13 GMT
At that precise moment, a young girl stepped through the door.
"You can battle me if you like. I'm one of the house trainers here. Whoever wins, has to give their opponent §300. 'k?"
She twirled her yellow locks, and then released a Porygon-Z.
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 18:09:29 GMT
Dan blinked, then looked up to the sky. " Really? You couldn't have given me a Buxom Beauty? Oh well, all's good I guess. Machop, since you need the most work-".
" HEY"!
" You'll go first. Okay, start off with a Leer, then Taunt it a little".
" Grr, I'll show you work you ugly...". Machop hopped into the battle area, and cracked his knuckles. " It's a good day to die". He said as he used Leer on the Opponent. He then turned around and smacked his rump. " Hey! Over here ya' sorry excuse for a Kiwi"!
Fetch' watched from the sidelines, slowly shaking his head. " And I'm his bloody team mate...I'm gonna' need some Super Potion after this".
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 18:26:23 GMT
Porygon-Z used a Discharge attack, striking Machop directly in-between the buttocks. Oh dear. Be careful what you wish for, I guess.
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 18:30:46 GMT
" OH CHRIST"! Both Fetch' and Dan said at the same time as Machop cried in agony.
Machop scurried around the Training area, patting his buttocks from the pain. He then stopped and looked at Porygo-Z. " You are dead! You here me?! Dead"!
Dan gulped as he saw how mad Machop was, he'd have to play it cool. " Machop, use that Rage and turn it around on the opponent"!
Machop, his eyes now gone totally red, growled. [glow=blood,2,300]" RAWWWRRR"! [/glow]He cried out as he unleashed his Rage
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 18:33:24 GMT
The little girl stepped in front of the machop, crying out:
"No. Don't you hurt my zeekins"
when the attack struck her.
She sniffled. Once.
A tear rolled down her eye.
Then she bawled.
Before Dan knew it, a bodybuilder had arrived on the scene.
"Alright sweetie, who's the guy that I gotta kill?"
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 18:40:06 GMT
Dan, Fetch' and Machop all went blank faced at the sight of the burly man. They soon huddled together, trying to form a plan. " Kill the guy"! Machop screamed as he inched his way towards the mans back. Dan grabbed Machop by the back of the neck and shook his head. " No, we've got to think this through...There's got ot be a way"? Fetch' blinked, then came up with the best plan. " We could bribe him"?
Dan grinned, and Machop just did a thumbs up. Soon Dan walked up to the Burly man and tapped him on the shoulder. " Excuse me, but we'd like to pay you for our mistake". His eyes then went dark and he jumped in the air, striking the guy in the face. " Get'em Machop"!
" Aww yeah"! Machop yelled as he jumped into the fray.
Fetch' watched from a distance, shaking his head at the idiots. He then walked over to the crying girl and extended his Wing. " Fetch', my dear, and I'm deeply sorry for all this. I truly express all concerns over your inury".
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 18:43:28 GMT
"Oh please, I was just faking to get my daddy to beat the stuffing outta that kid. It's fun watching him scream."
By now, Dan had three broken bones. Machop had 13.7 HP left
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 18:46:26 GMT
Fetch' blinked at the girls evilness. " Hmm, well if you would kindly call him off, I'd gladly give you 400$ that I stole from my trainer in return of the favor. An extra 200$ if you tell Machop he won the battle"? Fetch' waved the money in front of the girl.
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 19:13:10 GMT
§1000, or I feed you Machop-juice
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 19:15:50 GMT
Fetch' twitched his eye. " Clever girl, but fine. 1000$ it is". He started to hand her the money, but pulled back. " After your friend stops wailing on my friends".
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 19:29:29 GMT
"I can live without the money. Can you live without your trainer? You need me more than I need you."
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 19:32:20 GMT
Fetch' finnally had it. He pulled out his Leek and held it to the girls neck, a Poison Sting already being charged up in it. " Listen here you bloody Tramp. You either tell mister Ruff Stuff over there to knock it off or I'll be sending you and your Porygon to the Poke Centre. Understood"? He pushed the Leek a little, adding to his threat.
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Post by Nishrocks on Aug 6, 2008 19:34:58 GMT
The girl pulled out her phone. Dialled three keys. Put it to her ear and put on a snivelly voice.
"Officer? Thewe's a bad Farfetch'd here. He's sweawin' at me an he's trying to.. to hurt me. Please come quick, I'm at the Training Awena next to the police station."
Three seconds later. The police came. The girl began to bawl.
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Post by Xenos on Aug 6, 2008 19:37:44 GMT
Fetfch' cursed under his breath, the girl was good. But he was better. " RUN MATES"! Fetch' screamed as he ran and grabbed both Machop and Dan and exited the Training Arena.
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