Post by PBK on Dec 29, 2008 20:31:17 GMT
Yes. In honor of the new year ('09 BABY. YOU WISH YOU WERE A SENIOR! HAH!) and the fact that 2009 is awesome and PBK is awesome and Radio is awesome and Nishfish is RAD but Magikarps put the "k" in awesome....so I should really be writing "awkesome"...And because we are sorely in need of a giveaway event of sorts, I present to you, the official
Magikarp Appreciation Party in honor of the New Year
Magikarp Races!
That's right, the famous Magikarp Races are here. Unlike normal races, they don't actually race against anyone. If you own a Magikarp, it will be timed as for how long it will take to traverse this here lake (aka: flop out of the kiddy pool.) And you could win some really cool prizes too! But, if you don't have a Magikarp, you could always buy one from...
Magikarp Vendor!
That's right! For just $5000, you too can own one of the WONDERFUL pokemon. That's right, just FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC! But if that seems too expensive, we have the...
Magical Transformer Thingie!
Created by the revered and sometimes feared Professors George and Georgina, I bring you the Magical Transformer Thingie! That's right, just set a pokeball in front of this here beam, and there's a 61% chance that it will turn the pokemon into a Magikarp. They're unwilling to comment as to what happens the other 39% of the time. They'll allow you to use their beam for free the first time, but after that, it'll cost you $250. All proceeds will be donated to a worthy cause....or should I say "Claus"....
Santa Delibird!
That's right, Santa Delibird has finally shown up at Kantex. He's a little late due to poor weather at the North Pole. But, he's here to give everyone their favorite Christmas Present...or some junk he happened to find on the ground thirty minutes before coming here. That's okay, though, I'm sure what you've all been waiting for is really...
THE EPIC GIVEAWAY
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