It was like a movie

[Nishrocks]

Suddenly, the catchy, addictive music of "Piece of Me" began playing.
A girl walked along the dirty dust road. She wore high heels. Gucci. She had a designer dress. Armani. She had tongue-wagingly sexy glasses. Dolce and Gabanna. And she had a carrier boy behind her. Well, more of a Pack Mule.

"wɑʟk fɑstɛr ʙoʏ." was all she said. She took off her glasses, her Swavroski earrings glistening in the sun. She threw her hair from side to side, and pouted her lips, she was ready for anything.

Then her pack mule ran away.
With her wallet.
And then, Persephone Desdemona Watson shrieked.

She had to carry her own luggage. She dragged it to the Lab, her hair flying wildly, her earrings dishevelled.

As the bag split open, all her belongings, a power generator, three camps, seven portable TV's, a laptop, a fire extuingisher and a huge tin of caviar, all rolled down the hill. (Yep, she's really roughing it )

And then she gave up.

She knocked impatiently at the door.
"ɪ do ɴot ʟıkɛ wɑıtıɴɢ!" she yelled.

[/center]

[Radio]

<sub>[ooc: Dear Mods, If in fact I am not allowed to reply to this (the bold text in the global header makes me think otherwise), then please PM me for deletion or delete this yourselves. Regards, Radio]

"Uh, just a second!" Someone yelled from inside. The mechanical sliding doors slide open smoothly for about an inch before grinding to a stop. "Hi, I'm Evan Evans," a zitty teenager rushed to the door and immediately began to pry it open.

"I'm sorry that the door isn't working, some of the pokemon screwed around with the wires, actually, I think it was the Rotom. You know they're "moter" spelled backwards? I've never really worked with pokemon much, actually I'm just one of those repair guys. I work with computers though, nothing else. I'm actually thinking about trying to be a resident programmer at the lab here." Evan Evans babbled on as continued to get the door open. Finally, he opened the doors to the point which an extremely skinny person could possibly get through if they walked in sideways.

"Anyways, the door's open now, do you want to come in?" He asked, blushing as he looked at Persephone, "None of the lab assistants are here right now, they said that no one was going to come. I can help though! I've studied the Pokemon Box Recall System, PBRS for short, and I think I could use my pokenav with this little freeware application I downloaded a while ago..."

Realizing that he was spiraling into territories most likely unknown to a brand-name princess, he switched topics. "But yeah! What pokemon do you want? I think they've got everything, aside from legendaries."</sub>

[Nishrocks]

Persephone took one look at the zits.

EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEEEEEW!

[/center]

[Aura Guardian Ash Lightning]

<sub>"Hey, don't worry about how I look. I am working on getting it cleared. So, what pokemon do you want?"

Evan's blush subsided a little, but his face was still a bright red color as he looked at Persephone.

Want me to bring your stuff in?</sub>

[/sub]

[Nishrocks]

"Don't touch my stuff. You're so ewwy. Now put on some gloves. I don't want your grimy hands on my pokeballs. I'll take a Doduo please."

While Evan wasn't looking, Persephone pulled out Air Freshener and filled the small lab with it.
"Ugh. Poor people stench.

[/center]

[Radio]

<sup>"Oh, well, okay," Evan seemed distraught by Persephone's indifference. "Um, here. Let me get your Doduo. I don't even need to touch the pokeball!"

Fumbling with his Pokenav, his fingers skittered across the screen.

"Uh, Doduo. That's a 'D' and then...whoops!"

Evan accidently pressed the 'enter' key much too soon, and suddenly pokeballs began appearing in the room midair. They all paused before dropping to the ground, releasing hundreds of pokemon of every color. Dugtrio, Delibirds, Dewgongs, Donophans, and even a handful of Dittos and Drifloons filled the room.

"S-sorry!" Evan shouted.</sup>

[Nishrocks]

"Just hurry up. I have a dermatology appointment"

[/center]

[Radio]

"Uh, I, okay." Evan turned his back to Persephone, and jumped into the thousands of pokemon. "Doduo? Doduo? Where are you!"

There was a squawk, and Evan flung himself on a very short, squat Doduo. The pokemon's eyes bulged for a second, and then it took off, running around the lab, flapping its wings, with Evan holding on.

"I got your Doduo for you!" He shouted, "But, um, can you get a pokeball for it? I can't really do that at the moment."

[Nishrocks]

Persephone walked over to a starter pack.
As she picked it up, it exploded.
<POKEMON DATA:
491 Darkrai Dark
301 Delcatty Normal
225 Delibird Ice Flying
386 Deoxys Psychic
087 Dewgong Water Ice
483 Dialga Steel Dragon
050 Diglett Ground
132 Ditto Normal
085 Dodrio Normal Flying
084 Doduo Normal Flying
232 Donphan Ground
148 Dragonair Dragon
149 Dragonite Dragon Flying
452 Drapion Poison Dark
147 Dratini Dragon
426 Drifblim Ghost Flying
425 Drifloon Ghost Flying
096 Drowzee Psychic
051 Dugtrio Ground
206 Dunsparce Normal
356 Dusclops Ghost
477 Dusknoir Ghost
355 Duskull Ghost
269 Dustox Bug Poison>

Persephone stared at it in horror. Upon hearing their name, the Ditto began to transform.

<Pokemon Data:

001 Bulbasaur Grass Poison
002 Ivysaur Grass Poison
003 Venusaur Grass Poison...>

Within forty minutes, the pokedex was filled.

[/center]

[Radio]

^{"Um, Persephone, a little help?" Evan called. He was still riding the Doduo, but obviously in a very ineffective fashion as the Doduo was still running amuck and Evan looked on the verge of falling off.}

[Nishrocks]

Persephone picked up a pokeball and stuck a pink heart sticker on it.
"There. Now you're mine,"

She aimed at the Doduo, and threw the pokeball.

"You owe me a spare pokeball. I'm supposed to have five as well as my starter's."

She pouted her lips.

"And by the way, Clearasil will get on that acne."

[/center]