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Post by Pigmeister on Apr 19, 2008 23:02:00 GMT
Oink walked onto Route Three, mopping her face. It was hot! Well, no duh. she thought to herself, looking at the lava. Twig walked next to her. <Do you think this is a bad idea?> he asked. <I'm a grass Pokemon, and the ones here are fire...> "Relax." said Oink.
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Post by Professor Gravon on Apr 21, 2008 13:50:41 GMT
No sooner when Oink said 'relax', did a hot geezer suddenly burst through the earth and barely miss Twig. It blew hot gas and steam into the air.
No sooner it erupted, it died down. But not longer after that, another three burst up ahead in the distant.
Hmm... Looks like the path was a bit unstable today.
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Post by Pigmeister on Apr 21, 2008 22:36:50 GMT
ooc: Woah! Sinc ehwen did hot old people burst through the path?! O.o
bic: Paying no attention to the old man, who was now muttering about bingo, Oink walked on. Twig was stil shivering from the farting old guy, who had spewed hot gas everywhere.
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Post by PBK on Apr 22, 2008 4:52:04 GMT
ooc|| xDDDDDDDDDDD Such a funny mental image...though I believe Gravvie meant geyser...
Geezer 1: Man, I'm HAWT!
Geezer 2: That's SO wrong on so many different levels.
Geezer 3: You're both crazy.
Geezer 2: motioning to Geezer 1 Hey's the one that burst through the earth.
Unstable is an understatement. xD
I will stop vandalizing this thread now.
*PBK goes poof*
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Post by Pigmeister on Apr 23, 2008 0:01:23 GMT
ooc: I know that, obviously. *Rolls eyes*
bic: Oink slowly backed away from the geezers, nine tails prouting from her behind as they always did when she was anxious. Now stop that, she told herself, pulling the tails back in. She walked around the geezers.
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Post by Professor Gravon on Apr 25, 2008 17:18:39 GMT
The steam they produced seem to cloud the roadside vision. As they walked, the ground shook again... Something just happened to go under their feet...
Another geyser burst not far from the left of them, finally making everywhere they looked, white.
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Post by Pigmeister on Apr 26, 2008 22:22:55 GMT
ooc: Aw, Gravie ruined it. bic: Oink jumped in the air, ears poking out of her head and swiveling reflexively. "What? What? What?" she cried. Twi shuffled his feet nervously on Oink's shoulder. <I don't like this...> he told her.
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Post by Professor Gravon on Apr 28, 2008 3:21:49 GMT
The earth rumbled again. This time a head popped out from under the ground in front of them... It looked like diglett... But an odd diglett. It had markings all over it's head, a huge mouth instead of a nose and huge closed-up eyes. It looked like it had scales.
<Who dares enter my territory?> Came a slow speaking, low raspy voice.
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Post by Pigmeister on Apr 28, 2008 3:54:29 GMT
Oink smiled at the...erm...thing. "I'm sorry, but we just wanted to pass through here and continue on our way." She flipped open her Pokedex to see what the heck-I mean get a new entry.
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Post by PBK on Apr 29, 2008 2:40:43 GMT
The pokedex, however, didn't seem to recognize the thing. Instead of giving stats, it merely spit out some technical jargon, that could be best summarized as, "Specimen Unidentifiable."
<You are tresspassing,> the thing hissed.
<On our land,> moaned the ground, before several similar looking Digletts popped up.
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Post by Pigmeister on Apr 29, 2008 3:01:30 GMT
Oink couldn't help herself. She was pretty scared, and spit out a long column of fire. "Oops," she said, inching past the Digletts.
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Post by Professor Gravon on Apr 29, 2008 14:25:10 GMT
The 'diglett' bellowed as she inched passed them. <YOU SHALL NOT PASS!> With that holler, the ground beneath Oink gave way and crumbled. NO! Not a geyser!
She rose into the air as one of the diglett fully emerged. What was she standing on? It looked like a rock shell.
Then it made sense! The smoke. The heat. The shell and odd diglett faces. Oink stumbled upon a herd of subterranean torkoal!
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Post by Pigmeister on Apr 30, 2008 0:12:43 GMT
ooc: Darnit. Was hoping fora mutant colony, dedicated to the showing humans that mutants aren't all bad. Led by Professor D! They all have awesome mutant powers...The D-Men!
bic: Oink screamed as the geyser ripped a hole in her jeans. Shoot. This pair wouldn't last either. Was she ALWAYS buying new jeans?! Was there even a Target in Lecana Village?!
Twig, meanwhile, was staring at the Torkoal. <I don't think those are Diglett...> he muttered to himself. Hey, he WAS a turtle Pokemon.
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Post by Professor Gravon on May 3, 2008 7:24:02 GMT
<Bring it on. You'll have to fight me to get through our land!> It fumed- I mean steamed, boiled, etc.
The other torkoal cheered and laughed. Their laughter sounded as though they were choking on something.
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Post by Pigmeister on May 6, 2008 2:21:58 GMT
"Look." said Oink. "Can't we all just be friends? I don't want to fight!" She flashed the peace sign.
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Post by Professor Gravon on May 11, 2008 10:18:44 GMT
<Peace is for whimps!> One torkoal mocked. <C'mon! I wanna see you lose to our leader!>
All the torkoal started laughing, leering and chanting for a fight. Looked like they weren't going to retreat.
A geodude rolled out from behind Oink to defend her. <You guys are bullies! You're not meant to pick on humans!> It through it's fists in the air. <If you're going to give the rest of us pokemon a bad name on this route, it'll be you that will have to leave!>
<Yeah!> Another pokemon from behind said. A charmander ran up next to the geodude. <You'll have to take all of us on.> A spearow also joined the fray, landing on top of the geodude. It looked as though the spearow often sat on the geodude. XD
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Post by Pigmeister on May 12, 2008 22:44:29 GMT
Oink sniffled a little. It was nice that all these Pokemon defended her...
"Come on." she pleaded to the Torkoal. "If we fight, you may lose to the other Pokemon, and that may give you a bad name! That would make you look bad! You would become a laughingstock!"
Twig joined the Spearow on top of the Geodude.
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Post by PBK on May 13, 2008 21:53:27 GMT
The Torkoal gave them all dirty looks.
<You know why they're siding with you?> he asked, <It's because they're weak! All of them! Not strong enough to go out on their own.> Then, he smirked. <They probably want a trainer too. Too weak to survive on their own.> He motioned to the Torkoals behind him. <We're ready when you losers are.>
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Post by Pigmeister on May 14, 2008 3:34:43 GMT
Oink sighed. "I hate conflict," she muttered. "Oh well." A look of intense concentration came upon her face. Fur gradually spread across her body, and she morphed. She twitched her tails, making sure that there were still nine. There were. <Ready when you are.> she purred. The Pokemon lined up behind her.
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Post by Nishrocks on May 14, 2008 19:28:05 GMT
As Oink transformed, a tribe of pokemon came out of their homes in awe. They observed her transformation. Around twenty of them, onix, geodude, vulpix, slugma and even the odd growlithe.
They all had a look of amazement on their faces.
<Aargh!> said one of the torkoal, <She, she's a POKEMON!>
The herd of torkoal stepped back in unison.
The other pokemon looked at Oink in awe.
<She's... she's the Great Goddess Igna!>
A growlithe piped up.
<Now we can finally be free! She will defeat the Torkinah-ha and send them out of our territory! No longer must we be oppressed!>
Clearly they hadn't met pokemorphs before.
The Spearow piped up. <Ya hear that? ya stinkin' torkoal? We have Igna, the Great Goddess of the Kapa'uaua Tribe of Fiery Path on our side! She will lead us to victory in war!>
The biggest, toughest of the torkoal stepped forward.
<Men! We will fight! For the glory of the Torkinah-ha Tribe!>
A thundering cheer echoed through the ranks.
The Charmander spoke this time. <Then it begins, the Great War of the Kapa'uaua and the Torkinah-ha!>
With that, the pokemon jumped forward, and amongst a flurry of steam from the geysers, the flamethrowers, the pecks and the rock throws, it became difficult to see. The head torkoal stepped forward.
<And I challenge YOU Igna, goddess who can change from pokemon to human. I, Ka-hai will go down in history, and I will rule the Inferno Peak!>
Ka-hai jumped forward, steam angrily escaping his nostrils. He unleashed a Fire Spin, the flames spiralling to Oink.
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Post by Pigmeister on May 15, 2008 1:17:48 GMT
Oink was alarmed. Erm...She liked being a goddess, but she didn't want to let the Pokemon down...Hehehe.
She calmly let the Fire Spin hit her, her Flash Fire absorbing into her. She quickly Dug herself into the ground.
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Post by Nishrocks on May 15, 2008 15:12:08 GMT
<What trickery is this?!> Ka-hai stepped back. astonished.
All around them, the war was raging, causing much destruction. A baby growlithe yipped in terror.
A torkoal had cornered it, and was ready to deliver the final blow...
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Post by Pigmeister on May 16, 2008 1:12:25 GMT
Oink burst under Ka-hai, knocking it in the air ina surge of dirt and stone.
Gracefully landing out of the Dig, she jumped between the Growlithe and Torkoal. She Extrasensorized the Torkoal.
Twig was woken up by the battling from his slumber. <Oink?> he called. <Oiiiinnnnnkkkk...> He got on his toes on the Geodude, looking around for his Trainer.
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Post by Nishrocks on May 16, 2008 18:41:24 GMT
Ka-hai landed on it's back, a difficult situation for any turtle pokemon. <Where did she go?! MEN! TO ME! Flip me! Now men! NOW!>
Instantly, two young looking torkoal hobbled over, and steam spurted from their nostrils, flipping Ka-hai over, righting him. Unfortunately, by this time, Oink was out of his sight.
Meanwhile, the Torkoal Oink had Extrasensorized went flying into the air. The growlithe turned to her. <Wow! Igna, you ARE a goddess! That was amazing!>
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Twig and the Geodude were in a corner, faced by a group of torkoal, they began to fire spin the pair. The geodude, who was resistant to the attack tried to protect Twig, but alas, he was not able to completely shield the Turtwig from the flames.
<Help me!> cried the geodude.
The growlithe pawed Oink's feet. <Come Igna! You have to help them! Please! Hurry!>
He led Oink to where the Geodude was.
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Post by Pigmeister on May 17, 2008 3:47:31 GMT
Oink blushed. <Thanks> she said, before jumping in to Twig's rescue. <Twig, get on my back.> said she. The turtle Pokemon instantly obeyed. Oink then Extrasensorizes the two Torkoal before running over to Ka-Hai. She Extrasensorized him as well.
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